I've spoken with Santa about Kiki's drinking problem.

We're getting her into AA.  She's going to get her job back as soon as she's completed the 12 step program.

Phew...

Christmas in July has been saved!

 Ah yes, it is once again time for Christmas in July.  My second favorite holiday, you know...apart from Christmas at Christmas time...you know...in December. o_O

:cough:

Yes well it is hot and sunny in July.  I've actually caught up with Santa here at this undisclosed tropical vaction spot which might be Tahiti...or somewhere else...:shifty eyes:

So I was chatting with Mrs. Clause and Kiki the head elf and we were talking about what we were going to do for the July holidays.  We've come up with passing out Piña Coladas (virgin and alcoholic...we like to cater to everyone).  Then Santa came over (man he's got a good tan going...me not so much, I look like a lobster...lucky Santa) and said that I could come with him to pass out some minis on xanga and some other stuff on the 25th. 

I'm pretty excited.

I'm not going to lie.

I get to visit every single country and city in the entire world!!!

Can you imagine what that would be like?

No you can't.

Because you're not Santa's Biggest Fan!!!

Bwah ha ha ha ha hah ah ahahah ahahahahahahaahahhahahaha.

Uh...

Mini's for everyone!!!!!!!!!!